100WC Week 8 by my name is JEFF

"Mommy can we get ice cream at the gas station ?" Your annoying brother asks.  "Why the gas station ?" mom asks, "because it's the best" you inquire.  "First lets leave the swimming pool" mom replies, we get into our humiliating green minivan and drive past the gas station because your mom forgot about your sisters dance competition and she goes on about how she's a good dancer and how she is likely to win when you know the dance thing was yesterday.

100WC Week#8 by my name is JEFF

Waiting in line takes forever, but not this time… I got number sixty-six.  It feels like eternity before I hear sixty-six.  I walk up, but there is a lady beside me, the person at the desk tells me I have number ninety-nine. "No, are you kidding me?!" I shriek.  I go sit back down.  Who is that space guy who says “to infinity and beyond” waiting in this line ?  After forever, ninety-nine is called.  As I walked down the hallway, the door opened and there it was…a needle! "I don't feel sick anymore” I said.

100WC Week#6 By my name is JEFF

The Lottery

"I need to get some gas and check if I won the Lottery," my mom told me.
"Okay," I replied.
 We get to the gas station, get our gas, then we go to check the lottery tickets. Congratulations your the lucky winner, the T.V read. I look at my mom, she was shocked to see that we won the sixty-million dollars! The next week, we get a call from the bank telling us my grandma hasn't payed her taxes in over two decades! So we payed the taxes and all sixty-million dollars was down the drain.

THE PRANK CALL

Ring Ring.. Hello?...why?...my house is on fire?...stop playing pranks it annoying! Ugh why do my
friends wake me up during the weekends?  I'd like to sleep in for once, I thought to myself while getting my Shreddies. No one is at the table but it's hot in here. Wait... is that BACON?! No, I'm just on fire... I'M JUST ON FIRE!! AHH . Running through the house I dive out the closest window like a beautiful swan in underwear and land in a bush. Ring Ring.. Hello?...why?...my house is on fire!! Okay it's just a prank.